I received this friendly, positive comment from Arcticrose today:
I am moving out of DC all together! This city has unrealistic prices, very horrible weather and lots of crime.
I am going back to southern France. Enjoy your muggy summers.
Yeah, you bet. Real estate prices in Paris are extremely reasonable, the weather there is reminiscent of a tropical paradise, and there are no prisons in France [surely this article is a work of fiction].
I speak four languages: English, Texan, New Orleanian, and French (a little). Since Articrose is obviously not fluent in English, I'll communicate my response in the other three:
- New Orleanian: Bitter, table for one!
- French: Il n'y a ni l'hiver ni la pluie ni l'humidité au sud de la France? C'est incroyable, ça. Mais je pense qu'il y a plus d'ignorance maintenant.
- Texan: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, pardner!